{"product_id":"the-zero-f-cks-trash-panda-keychain","title":"The \"Zero F*cks\" Trash Panda Keychain \u0026 Poem Set 🦝🍕 | Ultimate Dumpster Fire Survival Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e🚨\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eNewsflash: Adulthood is basically a hot dumpster fire.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e🚨\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/3374\/4860\/files\/nano_sgl_5e4209ce-cb38-41e6-8676-97b983ca6f74.jpg?v=1777345708\" alt=\"\" style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eIf your daily tolerance for BS has reached absolute zero, congratulations—you’ve just found your new spirit animal. 🦝✨ Meet the \"Trash Panda,\" a chubby, sweet, cold-pizza-eating icon who firmly believes in protecting his peace... by flipping off the world. 🖕🍕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/3374\/4860\/files\/nano_sgl_483609d2-c3c3-407b-97a7-f6e6a97afd45_nano.jpg?v=1777363104\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eWhether you're battling endless emails, surviving another pointless meeting, or just trying to navigate the chaos of modern life, this hilarious keychain and poem set is your daily reminder to take a deep breath, channel your inner raccoon, and give\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003ezero actual f*cks.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e🧘♂️🗑️\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/3374\/4860\/files\/nano_sgl_9f09bb7b-d491-46a5-97e9-4f98c0f285f2.jpg?v=1777346669\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e🌟 Why You (Or Your Bestie) Need This:\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e📜 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eThe Hilarious Keepsake Card:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e Features a beautifully illustrated, laugh-out-loud poem that perfectly captures the \"I'm totally over it\" vibe. Pin it on your fridge or your cubicle wall! (Warning: Contains a little spicy language! 🤬)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e🖕 The Sassy 3D Raccoon Charm: A chunky, highly detailed resin raccoon figurine holding a slice of pizza and proudly flipping the bird. He’s polite, but he's got boundaries. 🛑\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e✨ Premium Details: Comes with a sturdy lobster clasp to easily attach to your keys, bag, or lanyard. Plus, it includes a cute amber-colored rhinestone and an engraved \"EAT TRASH\" tag because... priorities. 💎\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/3374\/4860\/files\/nano_sgl_ceef6dfa-e35a-4ada-b31b-d9b022d88882.jpg?v=1777346669\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e🎁 The Perfect Gift For...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eYour burnt-out coworker who needs a daily laugh at their desk. 🏢\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eYour best friend who is going through a tough time (or a breakup) and needs a smile. 💔➡️😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eWhite Elephant \/ Secret Santa exchanges! (Trust us, this is the gift everyone will fight to steal). 🐘🎄\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eYourself\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e, because you survived another Monday and you deserve a little treat. 🥂\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/3374\/4860\/files\/nano_sgl_55175308-2708-4951-af0b-441737fe164b.jpg?v=1777346669\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3 class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e📦 What's Included?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e1 x 3D Middle-Finger Raccoon Keychain (with \"Eat Trash\" tag \u0026amp; gem charm) (approx. 3*5cm cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e1 x High-Quality Printed Poem Card (approx. 9*7 cm)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003eA whole lot of attitude.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e😎\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ng-star-inserted\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0825\/3374\/4860\/files\/nano_sgl_5ee76a84-87b2-4b23-abd3-13924a9a3aa9.jpg?v=1777346669\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"mysite","offers":[{"title":"Middle Finger \/ January","offer_id":49609677635826,"sku":"PH6041728ZZ1","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Middle Finger \/ February","offer_id":49609677668594,"sku":"PH6041728ZZ2","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Middle Finger \/ March","offer_id":49609677701362,"sku":"PH6041728ZZ3","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Middle Finger \/ April","offer_id":49609677734130,"sku":"PH6041728ZZ4","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Middle Finger \/ May","offer_id":49609677766898,"sku":"PH6041728ZZ5","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Middle Finger \/ June","offer_id":49609677799666,"sku":"PH6041728ZZ6","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Middle Finger \/ July","offer_id":49609677832434,"sku":"PH6041728ZZ7","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Middle Finger \/ August","offer_id":49609677865202,"sku":"PH6041728ZZ8","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Middle Finger \/ September","offer_id":49609677897970,"sku":"PH6041728ZZ9","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Middle Finger \/ October","offer_id":49609677930738,"sku":"PH6041728ZZ10","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Middle Finger \/ November","offer_id":49609677963506,"sku":"PH6041728ZZ11","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Middle Finger \/ December","offer_id":49609677996274,"sku":"PH6041728ZZ12","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic \/ January","offer_id":49609678029042,"sku":"PH6041728A1","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic \/ February","offer_id":49609678061810,"sku":"PH6041728A2","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic \/ March","offer_id":49609678094578,"sku":"PH6041728A3","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic \/ April","offer_id":49609678127346,"sku":"PH6041728A4","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic \/ May","offer_id":49609678160114,"sku":"PH6041728A5","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic \/ June","offer_id":49609678192882,"sku":"PH6041728A6","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic \/ July","offer_id":49609678225650,"sku":"PH6041728A7","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic \/ August","offer_id":49609678258418,"sku":"PH6041728A8","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic \/ September","offer_id":49609678291186,"sku":"PH6041728A9","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic \/ October","offer_id":49609678323954,"sku":"PH6041728A10","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic \/ November","offer_id":49609678356722,"sku":"PH6041728A11","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Classic \/ December","offer_id":49609678389490,"sku":"PH6041728A12","price":14.88,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0779\/2295\/9602\/files\/nano_sgl_5e4209ce-cb38-41e6-8676-97b983ca6f74.jpg?v=1780388816","url":"https:\/\/relumavi.com\/products\/the-zero-f-cks-trash-panda-keychain","provider":"Relumavi","version":"1.0","type":"link"}